This is an actual email sent to a friend of mine from an online suitor. Too good not to share. Talk about TMI.
I’d love to chat sometime when you are free. One thing you should probably know about me, beyond all the normal day-to-day activities that we all have to do to take care of our lives and careers, I sometimes like to hit the nude beach or visit a classy nudist resort as a form of pure stress relieving fun and freedom.
I don’t get to do this very often unfortunately, but when I do want to go I’m looking for a partner who’s cool enough, fun enough, open-minded enough, and sexy enough to go and play with me at places like that. I’m not a full-time nudist and I’m definitely not a swinger, but I am a guy who doesn’t like to live my life by other people’s puritanical, religiously repressed, judgmental sense of morality.
I’m fun, sexy, sensual, and sometimes a bit naughty, and guess what; I really like those playful, happy, loving, qualities about myself My life is filled with many hope, dreams, goals, and adventures. I know what’s right and wrong in life and because I’m very clear about that, I set my own limits, other people don’t set them for me.
I’f you’re cool like that and want to talk further, let me know and I’ll shoot you over my number so we can talk whenever you’re free.