About

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Hello friends new and old,

Those of you who are out “there” dating, trying to date, hooking up or any combination of the three will immediately understand where I’m coming from. I’m not a hater. I love men. But everyone has their limits, their stories and their heartbreaks. My stance is that if I don’t laugh I’ll surely cry so why not make the best of it. Maybe someone will relate. Or at least laugh.

I KNOW I’m not alone. And as much as I like to think I learn a little more about myself and about men with each date or experience, I will be the first to admit I know nothing.

Do I attract losers? Psychos? Manchildren? Quite possibly. But I’m not looking to put blame, just want to share and maybe one day, be able to conclude this saga with a happy ending.

Characters in this blog are actual men and women without names, numbers, screen identities or personal information. The purpose is to entertain as well as vent. Any resemblances are strictly coincidental and not meant to harm or offend.

If in fact it does…. fuck you, you probably deserve it.